Oy Gevalt, What's This Mishegoss?
Jewpe ($PEW) is the first kosher token on the Solana network, designed to celebrate the resilience, creativity, and shared history of the Jewish community. Nu, what took so long? This token is based on the humorous and sometimes a bit meshugge side of Web 2.0 - because let's be real, bubbeleh, we can't forget where we came from, even in crypto!
The Whole Megillah
Listen, bubbele, we're here to bring some much-needed chutzpah to Solana! Think of us as your digital challah - warm, comforting, and perfect for bringing people together. We're schmoozing our way through the blockchain, one token at a time. And like your bubbe's chicken soup, we're here to fix everything!
The Numbers (Because Every Yiddishe Mama Asks)
Such a deal we have for you! The total supply is capped at 1 billion tokens - enough to make your bubbe kvell!
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $PEW (Oy, that's a lot!)
What's The Deal?
A token built not just for profits, but for purpose! A portion of all profits will be donated to charitable causes. Built for laughs, community, and maybe a little meshugas along the way!
Use Cases
From buying digital latkes to funding the next big meshugge idea - we're here for it all! Think of it as the blockchain equivalent of your uncle's investment advice, but maybe actually useful!
The Technical Kibitz
Built on Solana because, honestly, who has the patience to wait for Bitcoin? It's like the difference between instant and traditional matzo ball soup - same great taste, but one doesn't make you wait until next Pesach! Our smart contracts are more secure than your bubbe's secret brisket recipe (and that's saying something).
The Meshugge Master Plan
Getting This Party Started
- Launch on Moonshot (Like a Bar Mitzvah, but with less chair lifting)
- Building the mishpocha - every putz is welcome!
- Marketing push louder than your aunt at a family dinner
Getting Down to Business
- Exchange listings (More places to kvetch about prices!)
- Merch drop at 1M MC (Better than your cousin's law firm swag)
- Community events (No, your mother doesn't have to know)
Going Full Meshugge
- Building something so crazy your rabbi will need to sit down
- AI Jewish deities to schmooze with (Finally, someone to debate with 24/7!)
- Going global (Your mother will be so proud!)